This page contains some of the quotes I accumulated from different books over many years. The selection of this quotes is not always because of the content, I certainly do NOT agree with the content of all of them. They are selected because they are funny, well written or just plain stupid. Use the tool below to get some random quotes or check out the complete list of the quotes.

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